"Lean on me Liberals"

If you're the type of liberal who actively searches out that which you might could claim offense to; if you use the word "outrage" frequently in protest;

Basically, if you're a liberal, I encourage you to read everything I write on this page because their will aways be material for you here that's guaranteed to provide you with the daily dose of "outrage" so necessary to the committed, activist-for-life liberal's diet.

If you've had a hard day for whatever reason:

Perhaps you, of ALL people, had the misfortune of getting stuck in a Political Science class with the department's sole moderate-to-liberal professor -- you know, the one who reputedly managed to smuggle himself into the academy under the cloak of darkness and was making all those appearances this past Fall on The O'Reilly Factor in an attempt to save his job after the department head found out he was an evangelical Christian and therefore unfit to instruct (he meant indoctrinate) college students?

Or if you have to wait 24 hours before getting your Spring abortion, and as a result, can't hit the Frats with your girlfriends this weekend; if someone flashes you the Ten Commandments or it's just posted somewhere in plain view for all the public to endure; if you discover that your best friend who is black has actually been a closet Republican for years, OMG WHAT! It's on days like these when the Big Lib.O.G. will be your Godsend (uh oh, he said the G-word).

In the same vein, if you're driving in your GEO or electric car or whatever you guys are into these days, and you're flipping through the AM radio dial (forgetting how risky this can be during the weekdays between the hours of 11:00 and 2:00) and that hideous, chauvenistic, racially insensitive, oxycotten shopping hypocrite of the airwaves, Rush Limbaugh, lures you in with The Pretenders' "My City was Gone" and before you have time to think or doing anything he unhesitantly mocks an innocent, civic minded, good-to-the-party-line Canadian socialist whose one fault was simply to pass along a precautionary Judgement Day prediction concerning the increasingly imminent perils of global warming, as an "environmentalist wacko," or

If a George W. Bush bumper sticker reminds you that an evangelical Texan dunce is going to be YOUR president for another four years, by which time every last ethnic minority and if time permits him the homosexuals will have been rounded up using the Patriot Act and shipped off to Guantanimo Bay or Abu Ghraib, all the while embarassing you in front of France, Germany, Spain, and all the premiere practitioners of 21st century European socialism, so ashamed and ridden with guilt that eventually you go hoarse from participating in protest after protest in which the chant of the day was "not in my name;" or

If it suddenly dawns on you that feminism has aborted upwards of 40,000,000, for the most part, Democratic voters when Kerry only needed 60,000 more in Ohio to keep Dubya out of the White House forever... It's okay, I know what you must be thinking. Such unbearable irony could only be the work of Karl Rove who is after all, "a very clever man!"

Hopefully, you now have enough Big Lib.O.G. to get you through until next time.